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WEATHERMAN JOB PERFORMANCE STANDARDS v. EVERY OTHER FIELD

If you get paid to give me the weather, you better be accurate…anyone can look out a window and guess.

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DEAR CAR COMMERCIALS: PUT IT IN PARK

I love watching the fictional story that is a car commercial. Oh, there’s no traffic anywhere that you’re driving, even though it’s clearly in a major city? Interesting. Wow, look, is that an open parking spot in front of wherever you’re going? Seems like fake news.

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YOU’RE BEING SPIED ON ANYWAY – JUST EMBRACE TECHNOLOGY

Believe it or not, that app would be more helpful if you just accepted the permission settings and let it do what it was built for: to make your life easier.

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EXTREME QUARANTINE: GLASS HALF FULL OF EMERGEN-C AND A SUNNY ATTITUDE

It’s an unprecedented time – the world is shutting down to protect our lives. There’s a lot of brutally honest, sky is falling, news going around and it can be hard to spend all day errday with the fam. Amidst the severity of the COVID-19 crisis, though, I think it’s important to keep a glass half full approach to life.

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HOW PRODUCTIVE WOULD I BE IF BUZZFEED DIDN’T EXIST?

The BuzzFeed blackhole of endless content is almost as solid as the options on YouTube. Great for wasting time, not so great for being productive.

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