Randomly Generated Opinions
HOW CORNHOLE FULLY EMBODIES THE AMERICAN SPIRIT
If you don’t think of cornhole everytime you hear America, do you even bleed red, white, and blue? I can think of no other game that so closely lines up with American stereotypes on all levels.
STRESS IS OVERRATED
They say stress can kill you. So just don’t be stressed. Yeet that kind of mental energy right back to where it belongs. With the cats.
DEAR TOSTITOS: THANKS FOR THE HINT
Sometimes chips and dip are my dinner. Sometimes they’re my appetizer. Regardless, chips are good all the time and all the time chips are good.
THE 5 STAGES OF EXPERIENCING BROKEN TECHNOLOGY
Technology is expensive … well, good technology is expensive. So when it breaks we have a legit breakdown and go through 5 stages: grief, angst, confusion, anger, and tears.
RANKING THE iPHONE COLOR OPTIONS
Usually more options are better. It allows us to hone in on our individual personalities and express ourselves. When it comes to phones, though, especially ones that will get colorful and expressive cases put on them, fewer choices is better.
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