Randomly Generated Opinions
WE NEED TO STOP TAKING UNWRAPPED CANDY FOR GRANTED
Technology has blessed us with lots of awesome life improvements. Someone, somewhere, in the food industry leveraged that to the absolute best of its ability and gave us unwrapped candy from our favorite brands. What a time to be alive!
DON’T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD … UNLESS IT’S A PUMPKIN
Remember how you were always told / always in trouble as a kid for “playing with your food”? Funny how that doesn’t seem to apply when mutilating a pumpkin each fall.
LIFE LESSONS FROM CUSTOMER SERVICE
Gah, people are so much fun to talk to! Especially when they’re in that mood … you know, the one where everything is hitting the fan at once and they need a scapegoat. Speed dial to your company’s support line happening in 3, 2, hello?
THINGS THAT ARE OUT OF STOCK, BUT SHOULDN’T BE
It’s a hoarders paradise today. No more judgement for keeping 10 dish wands and 100 packets of yeast in your kitchen anymore. Because deep down, we’ve all become hoarders and have enhanced the materialism mindset. What better time than a pandemic to completely refurnish your home, though, am I right?
MOST INCREDIBLE COVID HIGHWAY SIGNS: A COLLECTION
Not all highway signs are fun to read. Delays, accidents, construction, missing people, only an Arby’s food option, reduce speed ahead, etc. COVID has brought out all the DOT jokers, though, and they didn’t hold anything back.
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