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CHEERS TO THE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE

Happy Birthday, America! Let’s grab a supersized meal, some cold beers, and celebrate appropriately in a way only we can – with fire.

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CONFIDENCE V. COCKINESS – THE STORY OF A FINE LINE

Being confident will take you far in life. Being cocky will get you punched in the face. A lot. Know the difference, live the difference, be the difference.

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IF MY DOG HAD A JOB

Everyone loves their job, right? No? Well, surely, everyone would love it if they approached work the way that a dog would. Blazing your own trail, not stressed about deadlines, and completely ignorant to all co-workers unless they have food or a toy.

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ARE CATFISH THE LAZIEST OF FISHES?

Catfish live in holes at the bottom of the river waiting for curious creatures to venture in so they can eat them. What? That’s another level of lazy – but also, how do I get a job similar to theirs?

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WHAT DO COVID AND VOLDEMORT HAVE IN COMMON?

Well, three letters for starters. But also a lot of other interesting connections that have left me unconvinced it’s not one and the same. Fiction meeting reality. Wouldn’t be the first time.

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