Randomly Generated Opinions
TIMELINES ARE OVERRATED
Life’s timelines are just figments of our imagination. There is no deadline for when you figure out who you are, what you want, and when you’re going to chase it.
ALL OF MY THOUGHTS WHILE UPDATING MY COMPUTER
Few things make me more nervous than a software update on my computer. Will we ever be able to use it again? One can only hope.
PARKING GARAGE COURTESY
In a shocking twist, even parking garages have driving rules. Rules that really are the same as any two way traffic road. Stay on your side and be courteous to other drivers. Why is that so hard?
DEAR LINKEDIN: IF I WANTED TO BE SPAMMED, I’D ANSWER MY PHONE
Once upon a time, there was an awesome social networking experience. Then the villainous sales people came in and ruined it.
FLYING GETS ME HIGH
People who don’t like to fly confuse me. It literally gets you high and I’ve been told that being high is a pretty great feeling … ergo, flying is pretty great.
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