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Randomly Generated Opinions
DEAR ALCOHOL COMMERCIALS: IT’S A DRINK, NOT A MIRACLE CURE FOR LIFE
Alcohol commercials are one of TVs greatest mysteries. Several main varieties, but rarely any that nail how normal people engage with the product.
YOU’RE A MEAN ONE MR. GRINCH
But your dog is adorable and it’s a miracle he hasn’t left you for a more loving family. Good thing the Whos are unable to decipher sarcastic comments or your heart may never have grown.
WHY CHEWY COOKIES ARE SUPERIOR TO CRUNCHY COOKIES
The only thing crunchy cookies are good for is throwing at the SQUIRRELS trying to steal food from the birds. If it isn’t borderline cookie dough coming out of the oven, I’m not interested.
THE MODERN DAY AMAZON
Remember a time when you couldn’t order anything under the sun online? Me neither. Shockingly, the virtual Amazon has a lot of similarities to the real Amazon.
IF MY DOG HAD AN INSTAGRAM
You ever think about what it would be like if our animals had access to some of the same things we do in life? Like social media apps? Specifically the digital scrapbook, Instagram? No? Lucky for you, I do!
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