Randomly Generated Opinions
DATING APPS ARE OUT OF CONTROL
The dating app market caters to everyone. Every single little standard that you look for in a partner. Want someone to plow your fields and harvest some vegetables for dinner? Hay-ll yeah that exists. Are you attracted to clowns? Honk your nose because there’s a site for you! What I believe we have here, is a problem.
DEAR TWIX: NOBODY CARES, STOP MAKING US PICK SIDES
Left or right? Right or left? I’ll just go ahead and say that everyone is over it. I’m not sure why it’s lasted this long, I’m not even really sure how it began, but please make it end.
YES, YOU CAN MAKE A TURN WITHOUT COMING TO A COMPLETE STOP
An object in motion tends to stay in motion – basic physics. So, when driving, your car (in motion) will make the turn easier in motion. No need to fully stop and then start again … unless of course the light is red or there is a CONFUSING STOP SIGN present.
WHY TUESDAY IS BETTER SUITED TO START THE WEEK
Mondays are so blah and they’re pretty much only great on vacation. Tuesday is much better suited to handle all the burden of starting the week off with a bang. Food specials, drink specials, evening entertainment, one less day of work … what the heck else would you want from day one?
THE SUBTLE ART OF CHOOSING NOT TO REMEMBER
Some people forget, some people choose not to remember. Some people are trustworthy, some people are liars. Is there a connection, most definitely.
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