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I JUST REWATCHED MADAGASCAR AND I HAVE QUESTIONS

Marty is a wild child! Escaping the cage, getting his friends shipped across the world, and overall rebelling. He is the embodiment of a 10 year old boy. Loyalty and all.

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WHY ARE PUBLIC RESTROOM FLOORS ALWAYS WET?

Someone please help me understand what goes on behind a stall door that causes a tsunami on the floor because I genuinely do not get it. Am I the only one who can use the bathroom without making a mess?

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RANKING CLASSIC THANKSGIVING SIDE DISHES

What’s the best part of Thanksgiving dinner? The side dishes, but not all of them have the same appeal. Here’s my vote on what to load up on and what to feed the dog.

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RANKING CHORES FROM WORST TO ACCEPTABLE

Is there anyone who looks forward to chores? Or is everyone like me and sees it as just a to-do list item to check off on a somewhat frequent basis? On the bright side, some of them are not as painful as others.

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STOUFFER’S COOKING TIMES ARE UNACCEPTABLE

Hello, hi, Stouffer’s? If you could cut your bake time in like a third that would be great. Sincerely, all the hungry people of the world.

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