DEAR ALCOHOL COMMERCIALS: IT’S A DRINK, NOT A MIRACLE CURE FOR LIFE
Alcohol commercials are one of TVs greatest mysteries. Several main varieties, but rarely any that nail how normal people engage with the product.
Read More...Author: Restless Professional
Just a millennial, bored at work, creating randomly generated opinions on all things life.
YOU’RE A MEAN ONE MR. GRINCH
But your dog is adorable and it’s a miracle he hasn’t left you for a more loving family. Good thing the Whos are unable to decipher sarcastic comments or your heart may never have grown.
Read More...WHY CHEWY COOKIES ARE SUPERIOR TO CRUNCHY COOKIES
The only thing crunchy cookies are good for is throwing at the squirrels trying to steal food from the birds. If it isn’t borderline cookie dough coming out of the oven, I’m not interested.
Read More...THE MODERN DAY AMAZON
Remember a time when you couldn’t order anything under the sun online? Me neither. Shockingly, the virtual Amazon has a lot of similarities to the real Amazon.
Read More...IF MY DOG HAD AN INSTAGRAM
You ever think about what it would be like if our animals had access to some of the same things we do in life? Like social media apps? Specifically the digital scrapbook, Instagram? No? Lucky for you, I do!
Read More...WILL WORK FOR FREE FOOD AND/OR A T-SHIRT
Let’s all be honest with ourselves for a second. The chances of you attending an event get exponentially higher when free food and/or shirts are provided.
Read More...DID SOMEONE SAY HOLIDAY SEASON?
It’s coming. The end of year holiday vacation time where your schedule starts to heavily favor days off work. Who doesn’t love this time of year? With so many great options for relaxing you honestly can’t go wrong.
Read More...I JUST REWATCHED MADAGASCAR AND I HAVE QUESTIONS
Marty is a wild child! Escaping the cage, getting his friends shipped across the world, and overall rebelling. He is the embodiment of a 10 year old boy. Loyalty and all.
Read More...WHY ARE PUBLIC RESTROOM FLOORS ALWAYS WET?
Someone please help me understand what goes on behind a stall door that causes a tsunami on the floor because I genuinely do not get it. Am I the only one who can use the bathroom without making a mess?
Read More...RANKING CLASSIC THANKSGIVING SIDE DISHES
What’s the best part of Thanksgiving dinner? The side dishes, but not all of them have the same appeal. Here’s my vote on what to load up on and what to feed the dog.
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