We all know everyone’s favorite spaghetti memory involves two dogs in love. Right? If you’ve never wanted to share the iconic meal on a date night to casually go in for a quick smooch, do you even have a soul? Anyways, I decided to rewatch the best dog love story created by Disney, to remind myself how great a dog’s love is, and have so many questions and furry observations:
- The intro basically tells the entire plot through storyboard type drawings so why even watch the movie?
- The fact that it’s dedicated specifically to dogs brings me more joy than it should
- Remember mid-1950s animation? What a treat! But, also, thank goodness we’ve evolved technology wise
- Lady’s Christmas present box has no air holes – she should be dead from the very start
- Does Jim Dear actually think putting down a piece of newspaper is all it takes to house train a dog? And that it will ‘go right to sleep’? Were dogs not pets pre-1955 or is he just naive?
- Let’s talk about all the dogs that can successfully only sleep on the bed for one night and then be fine sleeping somewhere else. And … we’re done. That’s not a real thing
- Why would you give the dog coffee?! Are we to assume that it’s decaf? Because caffeine is poisonous for them
- If anyone has ever owned a dog, you know that their dreams are the cutest thing in the world
- What do we think they mean by getting the dog a license? Pretty sure you can buy a tag at anytime not just at the 6 month mark
- How did the Tramp get in so good with all the restaurant owners? How do I also get them to know my name and give me free food?
- Jim Dear and Darling are having a child, but they can’t still love their dog? Or even take care of it? Someone’s priorities are off
- Why is Trusty going through the birds and the bees talk? Surely dogs don’t have sex ed
- How does Jock know that babies are expensive?
- Jim Dear is decorating a baby room for a boy while Darling is writing down baby names for a girl. They are not on the same page
- Their baby shower feels more like a formal dinner party. Going to give the 1950s benefit of the doubt here – part one
- Why are Lady’s inner thoughts presented as a song? Am I the weirdo whose thoughts are spoken?
- They had a boy, but the baby blanket is pink. For what reason? The 1950s were not that progressive
- Aunt Sarah is a monster. Not appreciating Lady in the slightest
- Ah, well that’s because she’s a crazy cat lady. Problem solved
- The siamese cat song will haunt my dreams
- How many animals do the Dear’s have? I’ve seen Lady, a bird, and a fish
- Who does Aunt Sarah think she is? Buying a muzzle for a dog that isn’t her own? But also, how do Jim Dear and Darling not know how much she hates dogs and just send Lady to the kennel? Like responsible owners
- Since when can dogs read?
- If Tony loves the Tramp so much, why not adopt him?
- How many customers are waiting for food while Tony uses his attention to give the dogs a full fledged date night?
- Ah, the iconic spaghetti noodle scene is still beautiful
- And shocker, by the time we get to Lady and the Tramp on the hill staring at the moon, we have seen all the important scenes from the storyboard intro appear in animated form
- Are we supposed to infer that their relationship was sealed, so to speak?
- What is Pidge? And how did Lady get that nickname?
- The depiction of the dog pound is traumatizing. The Humane Society would have a field day with those conditions
- How is Lady supposed to emotionally trust the Tramp after hearing Peg’s beautiful rendition of his lifestyle?
- What kind of a love story is this? The Tramp is a pimp and Lady is just his current interest
- Who keeps the windows open in a rainstorm? For starters, that’s how rain gets in. Apparently, that’s also how rats get in
- Trusty magically recovers from losing his smell … we’re supposed to believe that? Or he was a liar in the beginning. We may never know
- So Lady and the Tramp had time to have a litter of puppies, but Trusty is still in a cast?
- Why don’t the puppies look more like a blend of Lady and the Tramp? Going to give the 1950s benefit of the doubt here – part two
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