I love dogs. That should be obvious if you’ve read any of my previous posts. If this is your first experience here, welcome! Now pause for a few minutes, or hours, I don’t know what kind of time you’re working with, and explore the history of TRP. How did we get to this point? Specifically this post – why am I asking you if you should get a dog? Because I love them. More than most people honestly. They’re the best pet. The best animal. The best personality. The best all around really.
So here we are. Should you get a dog? Yes. Not much else to say here. Get a dog, they’ll make your life infinitely better! Maybe I’ll end the post here. Be a super straight to the point kind of day for both of us. But … that’s not that fun. Instead of letting you off the hook in paragraph two, let’s play one of my new favorite games. The questionnaire. Should you [BLANK]? Well, there’s only one non-scientifically backed way to be sure. This post, obviously. Enough with the pleasantries, let’s figure out if a pandemic pup is for you:
- Do you want to be happy? You could get a temporary piece of cheesecake, or you could get a dog
- Do you want to be loved unconditionally? You could get married, with the potential for divorce, or you could get a dog
- Do you want to be fulfilled? You could have a child, or you could get a dog
- Do you want to be given a purpose? You could do some deep soul searching, or you could get a dog
- Do you want to find your best friend? You could spend time with lots of different people, or you could get a dog
- Do you want to figure out what true loyalty is? You can only get a dog
- Do you want to learn how to forgive and forget? You can babysit a toddler, or you could get a dog
- Do you want to learn how to chase a squirrel unsuccessfully? You could DIY, or you could get a dog
- Do you want to find random toys all over your house? You could have a child, or you could get a dog
- Do you want to be so intrigued by a living being’s actions? You could date someone, or you could get a dog
- Do you want a cuddle buddy with no strings attached? You could pay someone, or you could get a dog
- Do you want the best greeting in the world every time you come home? You could program your Ring doorbell, or you could get a dog
- Do you want to save a life? You could become a doctor, or you could get a dog
- Do you want to learn what self-love talk looks like? You could go to therapy, or you could get a dog
- Do you want to instantly make new (human) friends and bump up your follower counts? You can buy fake ones, or you could get a dog
Basically, get a dog. It’s the easiest, most satisfying way to improve any of the above areas. I know what some of the cat lovers are thinking right about now. ‘Why did I read this post? I’m a cat person.’ Simple! Because you’re conflicted. And you know that your cat does not provide a solution to any of the above questions. Welcome to the light side of dog ownership. I think the other holdouts are worried about allergies and / or a previous traumatizing experience with a dog. Well, that’s why allergy medicine was invented and what therapy is really for! Let go of the stigma. Talk to someone. Open your mind. Overcome your fears. Get a dog. Join us!
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